posted 06-15-2006 11:00 AM            

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this was sent to me in a email, thought it was funny and wanted to share it

The husband had just finished reading a new book
> entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your House."
> He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up
> to his wife.
>
> Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly,
> "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of
> this house and my word is law! You will prepare me a
> gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
> my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
> After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me,
> and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After
> that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can
> relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and
> bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and
> hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to
> dress me and comb my hair?"
>
> His wife replied, "The frickin' funeral director
> would be my guess."

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