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posted 12-12-2005 10:35 PM
>>THE REDHEAD: >> >>A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and says >>that her body hurts wherever she touches it. >> >>“Impossible!” says the doctor. Show me.” >> >>The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and >>screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. >> She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle >>and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. >> >>The doctor says, “You’re not really a redhead, are you? >> >>“Well, no” she says, “I’m actually a blonde.” >> >>“I thought so,” the doctor says, “your finger is broken.” |