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lkellyhappy1 Member |
posted 11-23-2005 12:42 PM
  
'Twas the Night of Thanksgiving > >'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep >I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. >The leftovers beckoned - The dark meat and white >But I fought the temptation With all of my might. > >Tossing and turning with anticipation >The thought of a snack became infatuation. >So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door >And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore. > >I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, >Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes. >I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, >'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground. > >I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky >With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie. >But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.... >Happy eating to all - Pass the cranberries, please. > >May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey be plump. >May your potatoes 'n gravy Have nary a lump, >May your yams be delicious May your pies take the prize, >May your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off of your thighs. > |
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JAYJAY Member |
posted 11-24-2005 02:47 AM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU ALL . -x-x- |
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