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mommyof2
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posted 11-17-2005 10:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mommyof2   Click Here to Email mommyof2     Edit/Delete Message
LOL – The neighbors daughter came over to play with my son and while they were in his room digging through the toy box she came across a learning clock where I set the hands and ask Michael what time is it?…well she asked me what time was it and she then set the clock to the right time and told my son when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1 I have to go home. Then she put the clock down and merrily went on to play. Not once did she notice that the hands never moved. Oh to be 7 all over again.

millieham
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posted 11-17-2005 04:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for millieham   Click Here to Email millieham     Edit/Delete Message
Yes mommy, if only time can stand still. Kids are so innoncent and hilarious. They make you laugh, even when you try not to. As a 1st grade teacher, my students do the silliest things and it takes every I have to keep my composure. Then, I can't wait to tell my colleagues or anyone just to get the laughter out.

I had my students write on a topic about a giant friend. Well one wrote, My friend is a big giant and she is funny. Ms. Millie is my big giant friend. Then silly me had to ask, why am I your giant friend? He told me innocently, because you are my friend and you are big!!! I just wanted to fall out! He meant no harm, just being brutally honest.

mommyof2
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posted 11-17-2005 05:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mommyof2   Click Here to Email mommyof2     Edit/Delete Message
Gosh you reminded me of all the times my kids said something brutally honest and I just wanted to crawl under a rock. I can laugh at them now and they make for good stores I can pass on to my future grandkids. You must have tons of stories please share in the future. Lord know we can all use a good laugh!

mommyof2
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posted 11-17-2005 06:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mommyof2   Click Here to Email mommyof2     Edit/Delete Message
OMG! LOL so did you transfer him out of that school? Wow Richard not sure anyone can top that!

JAYJAY
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posted 11-19-2005 01:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for JAYJAY     Edit/Delete Message
Richard, i dont think after that you will
get many dates from the women at school.lol

Better move him to another school as fast as you can.

Two years ago my daughter brought me a new
book for my phone numbers to go in,
this is what she put in side the book.

My mummy the best...

my mummy is the best because she loves me good or bad, little or big.
She always thinks of me and other people before herself, she is like buffy! she is a hero to the world and me.
She buys me things if i need them of not
she is the best.

Sometimes she says she is fat, shes not to fat for me.
( here comes the best bit guys)

She is not good at maths but she always helps me with my school work anyway.
-------------------------------------
She always tidys my room all the time.
So today i want to tell her she is the best
and i want to say thankyou, SMELLY..
Love u. xxx

So ok i am rubbish at maths, thats what she
says in a book about my maths skill so
who knows what she says at school. lol

And just to let you all know i dont smell,
well i hope i dont.lol

All times are CT (US)

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