posted 09-29-2005 02:37 AM         

So i go in and the woman i know said to
me and what can i do for you today,
and i said to her " my draws keep falling off and i need something to hold them on with,

well her,
my mother and myself just started to laugh, but then when my mother
moved there was a builder who had come in to buy supplies having fits of the giggles behind her,

i was so embarrassed and blushed so much,
i blush a lot at the best of times
but this was big time blushing.
He said that it had made his day and walked away with a big smile on his face.

Glad i had made someones day.. -x-x-

posted 09-30-2005 09:05 AM            

We moved into our new house in PA 4 years ago. One morning, I had 2 or 3 different men at my house to do minor repairs. The guy who was to patch some drywall cracks, pits, etc. came in and I said, "Here's the guy with the caulk."

I wanted to die. All the men heard it... the one holding the caulking gun blushed... I know I did... and he said... "the spackle."

posted 10-02-2005 04:54 AM            

My father had been brought into the hospital by ambulance for emergency gall bladder surgery - that's not the funny part - at 70 years old he was up and walking around 6 hours after surgery and managed to get himself released from the hospital 12 hours after surgery. My mother, having travelled with him in the ambulance, came completely unprepared to stay overnight so I told her to make a list of things she needed and I would go buy them for her. So she made her list and off to Wal-mart I went. While I was there, I also had an item to buy for my friend who lives in Japan so I threw that into the cart as well. As I was going through the checkout line, a very nice looking man was looking at me very strangely. I was thinking "What is your problem?" just as I looked down at my purchases on the counter: A grandma-style nightgown, granny panties (you know the really big ones), a denture toothbrush, Dentu-Creme, and 4 boxes of condoms.

I must have turned 13 shades of red, paid for my stuff and basically ran to my car. He must have been thinking "There's going to be a good time had at the old folks' home tonight!"

posted 11-03-2005 11:15 AM         

I have one to add as well, I'm blushing thinking about it actually.

Many years ago I was receptionist at a busy company and people used to mill around and and lean on the receptionist desk to talk to me. They had to look down to see me as my seat was a tad lower than the desk top around the desk.

My boss was the vice president - only 30 years old, handsome and flirtatious. I adored him. He came out and was talking to me when soemone else came up and they started whisperng and giggling. I giggled shamefully along with them like a schoolgirl with a crush and then a gust of wind made me aware of what THEY were in fact laughing about.

They didn't even know how to tell me, but my zipper on my slacks had broken and I was bearing a wide open fly to the world - and here comes the worst/best part.....I don't wear undergarments.