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JAYJAY Member |
posted 09-27-2005 10:56 AM
 
Went shopping with my mother today and we found this sign very funny thought i would share it with you all. In the shoe shop window the sign read.. SALE ALL LADIES £8.00 ALL CHILDREN. £5.00 If anyone wants some let me know and i will see what i can do, -x-x- |
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JAYJAY Member |
posted 09-27-2005 11:11 AM
Hi Richard, let me know what you are looking for and i will see if i can get it for you.-x-x- |
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~*FallenAngel*~ Member |
posted 09-27-2005 12:47 PM
i'll take the men only pls  |
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JAYJAY Member |
posted 09-27-2005 01:14 PM
Very good , Richard you make me laugh so much, the woman that gets you is going to have such fun. How short does it need to be?. And by the way it has one hell of a british accent. -x-x- [This message has been edited by JAYJAY (edited 09-27-2005).] |
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JAYJAY Member |
posted 09-27-2005 01:34 PM
Yes, one does think so, old chap.. another cup of earl grey tea. -x-x- |
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jwg_yqr Member |
posted 09-27-2005 01:46 PM
Do we have a bit of matchmaking going on between Richard and JayJay?  Remember, we must all be invited to the wedding! What a good time that would be!! [This message has been edited by jwg_yqr (edited 09-27-2005).] |
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reasmon Member |
posted 09-27-2005 03:55 PM
You guys...........reading this site every day is such a joy in my life. You guys are great. Keep up the good work. P.S. I will be more then happy to submit my address for the wedding. |
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lexiesmom Member |
posted 09-28-2005 01:30 AM
Umm Jay-Jay, I am looking for one of those men only, hopefully educated, something in the medical field would be nice (might have something to talk about then). At least 5'7" maybe taller please, um just somehting along the lines of Matt Damon would be fine. As for the educated part, that means employed as well. hmm anything else, oh must be a good dresser and enjoy cooking or at least willing to try cooking with me. Sign language is helpful. Ok well I guess that is my order. Thanks Oh and don't forget to invite me as well. I could help you plan it I did wedding planning before I decided to go back to school and be broke all the time.  |
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JAYJAY Member |
posted 09-28-2005 02:31 AM
Just a quick line before i go off to work, (what joy) not one person, not ONE has put in an order for a child, does that mean we are all happy with the ones we have, or can not face having anymore. lol -x-x- |
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lexiesmom Member |
posted 09-28-2005 11:39 AM
yeah I have a thirteen year old hormonal daughter at home, umm my hands are full. While I would not trade her for the world, I am not sure I could handle another one. |
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jwg_yqr Member |
posted 09-28-2005 12:06 PM
One child is more than enough for me even though they are only going for 5 quid. However, I too would like to place an order for a man. 5'10" or taller, educated and employed, thoughtful, capable of carrying on intelligent conversations but doesn't mind discussing the mundane things of everyday life and must be able to cook (I hate cooking but am willing to do all the other housework). Oh, he must like my kid too. I think that about covers the basics. Let me know as soon as you find someone for me. I'm willing to travel overseas to get him if I have to. |
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lexiesmom Member |
posted 09-28-2005 01:00 PM
I wonder if we could get a group rate on flights. i wonder if the sale gives additional bulk discouts? |
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JAYJAY Member |
posted 09-28-2005 02:43 PM
I am still here, just making lists, just makeing lists lol. -x-x- ( be better if i could spell right the first time lol) [This message has been edited by JAYJAY (edited 09-28-2005).] [This message has been edited by JAYJAY (edited 09-28-2005).] |
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netsurfr Member |
posted 10-23-2005 04:15 PM
Richard, your comments crack me up. What state do you live in? I live in PA. |
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