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cgracec Member |
posted 08-23-2005 06:43 PM
  
I read this today and it made me laugh out loud: Little Johnny's neighbors had a new baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother brought the new baby home from the hospital. Little Johnny's family was invited over to see him. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word, "ears", he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Little Johnny looked into the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby.. "The mother said, "Why, thank you, Johnny." Little Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" asked Little Johnny. "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful. The doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be outta luck if he needed glasses! |
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~*FallenAngel*~ Member |
posted 08-27-2005 06:33 PM
lmao i got a giggle out of that one.. |
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