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Bertha Belch, a missionary from africa, will be speaking tonite at calvary methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from africa.

Dont let worry kill u - let the church help.

Thursday nite - potluck supper. Prayer & medication 2 follow.

For those of u who have children & dont know it, we have a nursery down stairs.

Tues. at 4 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. lewis to come forward & lay an egg on the alter.

Next sunday a special donation will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

A bean supper will be held on tues. evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

The fasting & prayer conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: 'Jesus walks on water.'
The sermon tonite: 'Searching for Jesus.'

Tell me what u think.
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